I was certain this was a Photoshopped joke, but apparently it's the real deal. According to 9to5mac, audio equipment manufacturer Behringer will pull the sheet off of this absurdly large iPhone dock/speaker—with a face the size of a sheet of plywood—at the upcoming CES.
The iNuke Boom, as it's called, is four feet tall, eight feet wide, weighs 700 pounds and rings in at 10,000 watts. If you need to shut that upstairs neighbor up for good, cough up 30 large and have one of these delivered. Love to see the look on his face as the delivery guys haul this thing into the building.