You won't want to keep these in the shop - wear them out on the town - keep chic while maintaining splash protection from nocturnal hazards such as face-flung drinks of jilted lovers. Entertain neophytes with impromptu lessons in plastic molding, showing off the frames' inverted bridge mold cavity - truly a structural and aesthetic triumph - and the primitive radii of the lens-fastening lip.
$10.00 at Core77's Hand-Eye Supply store
Available in "Ghost Fog Saber White", "Montepulciano" and "Painter's Tape"